Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Naked Clown Calendar

"Naked Clown Calendar"....I know, that sounds like a new pretentious punk band, doesn't it? Well, it's not. In fact, it's something much darker and more frightening. The Clown Conservatory Class of 2008 has created a calendar with many of their graduates, naked and in clown makeup. (Insert appropriate shivering sounds here.)

I guess this qualifies for entry into the Gallery of the Absurd, since their website is, in essence, and advertisement. A colleague of mine, Brad Klypchak, alerted me to this phenomenon, and I'm not sure what to think of him because he did so. I'm wondering what I did to offend him and deserved to be made knowledgeable of this.

These are just a couple of the models featured in the calendar, thankfully sans nakedness. There are many more, and if you're a glutton for punishment (or perhaps a masochist), you can go to Naked Clown Calendar website. You'll find that the sales of the calendar go to combat multiple sclerosis, so it's definitely for a good cause. In fact, I probably should be ashamed that I'm poking fun of the naked clowns, since, after all, it does help those in need. But I'm too frightened now to feel any shame or guilt.

3 comments:

Chelsea said...

Ugh..clowns are so scary...and creepy...the only people I've met who actually like clowns are people who act as clowns as a hobby.

Why do parents hire them again?

Also, the idea of clowns on ANY calendar is disturbing...adding in the nudity just makes it...ugh...

Carley said...

NOW I know what to get you for Christmas!

Alan said...

The best thing about their website?

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and everything in between"

WTF

Alan

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