Fellating Clowns

Here's another entry for our "Clowns Are Scary" specialty page, an advertisement for comic, magician, and all-around entertainer, BJ the Clown:

The picture in the ad looks so happy, so innocent. But I don't know...I'm just not sure I would want a clown with the name "BJ" to entertain my kids.

Oh, there are cute animated images on this clown's website and here's one of "BJ's personal favorites":

For some reason, this depresses me.