Smiley Miley and Her "Special Friend"

A couple of months ago, I posted a scan of a box of Hannah Montana Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and I pointed out that not only was there something disturbing about eating Miley Cyrus-related products, but that the microphone on the package looked a tad phallic. Avid Gallery watcher Pink commented on that entry and alerted me to an even weirder Hannah food product:

The package says that the gummies are "Guitar & Microphone Shapes!"--glad they stuck the exclamation point in there, for otherwise I wouldn't have gotten the full effect--but it seems to me there's a something a little penile going on.

All for only 99¢. And some of you thought that Miley was the pop cultural equivalent of an overpriced call girl.

Thanks, Pink, for helping us to laugh at Miley Cyrus...again, and again, and again.