If Republicans Spoke Like Shatner

Today's Gallery entry is brought to you by Gary Walker at the Court Street Literary Collective, LTD. Gary saw this sign in Chickasaw, Alabama:

Apparently the conservative yahoo who put up this sign is a fan of Star Trek, since his message is presented in Shatner-Speak, staccato phrasing and disconnected utterances: Constitution...DEAD...America...Socialist...GOD...HELP us!