Annoying J. Crew Model of the Week - 7/2/12

I've been away for a couple of months, spending most of my time packing and moving.  I haven't been able to keep up with the Gallery due to this  move...sorry.  But I'm back, and here to present you with

the Annoying J. Crew Model 

for the week of July 2nd.

Some say you can't understand your present unless you come to grips with your past.  In that spirit, let's get a grip about where we are today by taking a look at a "classic" J. Crew image from the original Gallery of the Absurd:

Ah, Mr. J. Crew model.  Getting on a boat is really hard, isn't it?

Here's hoping your summer is more successful than this dork's.