Annoying J. Crew Model of the Week - 7/30/12

Brought to you through the wonders of science and the courtesy of the most recent catalog, here is the 

Annoying J. Crew Model

For the week of July 30th:

First and foremost, the cutesy, lovey-dovey aspect of this image makes me want to hurl. But what bothers me even more is the fact that this guy is wearing no socks.  Okay, I understand how in some contexts, and with some clothing, they'll want to feature a guy without socks.  But at a wedding, and in black dress shoes?!