This one was provided by a friend of mine, Miriam Jaffe-Foger, who said that this was the no-socks marriage image in her recent J. Crew catalog...which is apparently different from the one I got. Hmmmm. What's J. Crew up to?
Here's what Miriam has to say about this stupid photo shot:
This guy is clearly not into her, probably because her fake smile is so annoying. But really, she just can't stand the fact that she has to trip on her dress, while his pants are so short, thus revealing his sockless ankles.
Much thanks, Miriam!