Saturday, May 5, 2012
Remember those days of youth, when your parents would gather you into the den and then force you to play with circus toys? Ah...those were the days. It's like taking a trip to this week's installment of
An old Seven-Up advertisement:
What the hell is that father doing with the clown toy? And look at the expression on his face! Something wicked this way comes...
Friday, May 4, 2012
What better way to begin the weekend than a disturbing clown-related ad?
Here's one for someone in the UK named "Marvellous Mayhem":
I'm not sure which is creepier: the fact that this guy has "mayhem" in his name, or that weird attempt to wink at the camera. It's like he's trying to seduce us...which makes me want to shower and douse my body with pure bleach.
Thursday, May 3, 2012
This was stuck on a cup of soda I got at a local Sonic recently:
I've accidentally swallowed ocean water before. Nothing happy about it.
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Welcome back to the Gallery of the Absurd! Lots of weird and creepy fun to be had by one and all!
Speaking of weird and creepy, here's something I found in the store yesterday. On a container of Era detergent, I saw a label that read "Chuck Norris Approved":
What the hell does Chuck Norris have to do with clean clothes?
Maybe it merely means that this laundry detergent product is okay for use by annoying right-wing republicans.
You've been waiting for it, you've been wanting it...and yes, it's time for this week's
Annoying J. Crew Model of the Week
To end April and take us into May, here's the Annoying Model for the week of April 30th:
Is it me, or does this model look drunk? Or perhaps whacked out on blow? Or maybe she just fell on her head.