Friday, January 24, 2014

Uncle Sugar

Sugarville...I wonder if this is where Uncle Sugar hails from. I'll have to make a note to ask Mike Schmuckabee about this.

Monday, January 13, 2014

Fresh and Crisp Clown

My buddy Brian Donahue sent this to me a while back: 

What makes this so disturbing is the image of the clown juxtaposed with the phrase "fresh and crisp."

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Ole' Time Johnny

I saw this ad while stopping over in Blytheville, AR, while traveling during the holidays: 

The excitement emanating from his photo just screams "Ole' Time Variety."

Friday, January 3, 2014

Speaking "Español"

While waiting in line at my local post office -- and I had a long time to wait -- I noticed this sign:

Why the quotation marks around the translation? Is "Service Door" handled ironically in Spanish? Or is this a way of confusing non-native speakers?

For that matter, why is "COD" possessive?

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Sheer Christmas

I found this two-sided promo card at a hotel in Blytheville, AR, while traveling during the holidays:

I'm not exactly sure what a "sheer Christmas" is all about. Does that refer to Shay's stocking?

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