Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Kink Control


The product name says it all.

Monday, November 24, 2014

Inns and Outs

Last month my wife and I were passing through Bessemer, AL, and we were having a difficult time finding a hotel with a vacancy. We ended up staying at this choice location: 


We have no idea why this establishment referred to itself in the plural. But this is in Alabama, after all.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

"Meat Service"


Oh!  The many ways to qualify or even ironize "meat service"!

Seedy Categorization

This the season...for melon-squash confusion!


Happy getting ready for Thanksgiving, everybody!

Saturday, November 15, 2014

F**kin' Fish

The other week my wife and I were driving through Mineola, TX, and we passed by this restaurant: 


What the hell is that fish doing to the burger??!!

Perhaps their fish burgers are delicious. But did the owner of this establishment ever consider the implications of this image?

Buddy

I was in the grocery store the other day, and I found this in the produce aisle: 


It may not seem very weird or disturbing...that is, until you take a closer look at Buddy:


What is it about kiwifruit and strange packaging? Remember Ripe and Easy?


Tuesday, November 11, 2014

The Face of Pizza

The front of a pizza box from a small pizzeria in Austin, TX:
 

I could go off on the whole "delicious moments" thing, but what perplexes me is why one of the pizza dudes is very cartoony, while the other one is rendered more realistically.

Also, those "sausages" hanging down on the right are rather disturbing.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Green Cooking Freak

I found this image on a box of cooking ware:
 

There's something about the expression of this guy that really frightens me. I'm not sure if it's enthusiasm or psychosis.

And the fact that the company linked this image with "green" or "healthy" cooking just makes me want to run to McDonald's.
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