Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Monday, November 24, 2014
Last month my wife and I were passing through Bessemer, AL, and we were having a difficult time finding a hotel with a vacancy. We ended up staying at this choice location:
We have no idea why this establishment referred to itself in the plural. But this is in Alabama, after all.
Sunday, November 16, 2014
Saturday, November 15, 2014
The other week my wife and I were driving through Mineola, TX, and we passed by this restaurant:
What the hell is that fish doing to the burger??!!
Perhaps their fish burgers are delicious. But did the owner of this establishment ever consider the implications of this image?
I was in the grocery store the other day, and I found this in the produce aisle:
It may not seem very weird or disturbing...that is, until you take a closer look at Buddy:
What is it about kiwifruit and strange packaging? Remember Ripe and Easy?
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
The front of a pizza box from a small pizzeria in Austin, TX:
I could go off on the whole "delicious moments" thing, but what perplexes me is why one of the pizza dudes is very cartoony, while the other one is rendered more realistically.
Also, those "sausages" hanging down on the right are rather disturbing.
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
I found this image on a box of cooking ware:
There's something about the expression of this guy that really frightens me. I'm not sure if it's enthusiasm or psychosis.
And the fact that the company linked this image with "green" or "healthy" cooking just makes me want to run to McDonald's.