Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Stomach This

We got this in the mail last week: 

Is it just me, or does this seem like an publicity scheme conceived while on crack?

I wonder what they'll put in the "gourmet" dinner?

Saturday, July 25, 2015

"Origin" Story

I "found" this while grocery "shopping" today.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Life Sucks

So now, because they're using a "greener" sweetener, this Coca-Cola is "Life"?

Then what in the holy caffeinated hell have we been drinking all these years?!

Friday, July 17, 2015

Big Lou's Head

Here's the sign of a car wash in Dallas I pass often:

Big Lou's head is truly a marvel. That, along with his predilection to make "car wash" one word.

Saturday, July 11, 2015


It's the extra e's that make him so special. And the unnecessary second dash.

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Bustelo Freak

So hip-looking youth performing a demented hybrid of Riverdance and hillbilly hoedown is supposed to get me to buy this brand of coffee?

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Pensive Pedro

Quiet, please. Don Pedro is softly contemplating his cup of coffee: 

Rich. Smooth. Aromatic. A mantra for a new generation.

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Hello, Newman

I saw this at the grocery store this morning. I like Newman's Own products, and I respect the brand and its philosophy. But there's something a little creepy about this label:

The woman's hands engulfing Newman's face look long and emaciated, and the arms that are reaching up from off-panel appear unnaturally thin, as well. And what's up with those gigantic green and white rings? Any way you dice it, the composition is on the disturbing side. 

Friday, July 3, 2015

Yes, but Is It "Art"?

I often pass this "outlet" on my way to work:

Let's take a "closer" look at the "sign":

Thank you, qualifying quotation marks!

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